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| New Word: Ignoranus (Ig-Nor-Anus): A person who's both stupid...and an asshole. |
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Bumper Sticker Of The Decade
(Contributed by Bob Dinkins)

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Kid's T-Shirt
(Contributed by Hank Andres)

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Anal Sex
(Contributed by Rodger Smith)
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.
'Actually, yes, I do.'
'Does it hurt you?' he asked.
'No. I rather like it.'
'Well, then,' the doctor continued, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'
The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?'
'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think Democrats come from?
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The Truth Is Finally Out
(Contributed by Howard Meagle)
Some time ago, President Clinton was hosting a
state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill,
and they had to get a replacement on short notice. The fellow
arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.
The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told
that this was the best they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his
finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief of
Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good
chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup
tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to
have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to
excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing
through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching
his rear end, which made him feel even worse. By now, the President
was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated
that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally
found a door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he
realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's
office with his trousers around his knees.
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the
President whisper in a barely audible voice, "Sack my cook."
And that, my friend, is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
Viagra Light Switch Cover
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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The Finger of Truth
(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

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Politician's Car
(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

They Don't Know Whether They Are Coming or Going
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Bumper Sticker Says It All
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Women Love Sensitive Men
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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The Christmas Card
(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

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Wedding Invitation
(Contributed by Kerry Pardue)

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IRS Pencil Sharpener
(Contributed by Bruce Bates)
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Let's Make This Perfectly Clear
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Let's Ride
(Contributed by Fred Edwards)

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How Many?
(Contributed by Roy Bauch)

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When You Know The U.S.A. Has Been In Iraq Too Long
(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

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The Assault
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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The Message
(Contributed by Deborah Hassinger)

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Bumper Sticker
(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

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A Magazine for the Whipped Man
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Best Political Cartoon EVER !
(Contributed by Florida Dude)

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Political Truth
(Contributed by Ed Martin)
Septic Tank Pump Truck
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T Says It All
(Contributed by the world famous Alexander)

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Stupid Photo Winner
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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I Prefer Carter Lumber
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Modern Day Hang Man
(Contributed by The Florida Dude)
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Taliban Singles OnLine
(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

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DC Class Picture
(8 years after Bill Clinton left office)
(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

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DMV Missed This One
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Friendship Plaque
(Contributed by Debbie Hassinger)

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A Question To Ponder
(Contributed by Jim Clark)
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
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Gov. Jeb Bush Unveils New Plan to Protect Florida from Hurricanes - State gives go-ahead to Trojan Company
(Contributed by Cecilia Johnson)

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Hitting The Nail On The Head
(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

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Winner of Stupid Caption Contest
(Contributed by J.P.)
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Double Meaning
(Contributed by Jim Clark)

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The Real Question
(Contributed by Roy Bauch)

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Hold On
(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

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Men - NOT Ladies First
(Contributed by Steve Nelson)

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Mexifornia Drivers License
(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

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President
Bush Deploys The
Ultimate Border Control Protection
(Contributed by Jim Clark)

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Ever Wonder What Happened to Alfred E. Newman?
(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

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Love / Hate Shirt
(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

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(Contributed by Ellen Jane Butler)

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It Speaks For Itself
(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

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A Very Good Suggestion
(Contributed by The Florida Dude)
Tough week for the administration. Scandals. Leaks. Sagging poll numbers. Economy sliding. They deserve a break.
I suggest Bush
and Cheney take time off....and Go hunting....
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The First Remote Control
(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

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Just One Question
(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

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Democrat or Republican - This is funny
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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New Florida Word: Tourons
Half Tourist - Half Moron
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Just Looking For A Cheeseburger In Paradise
| My Kinda Singer |
Found It |
New ParrotHeads are Born Daily ! |
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Jimmy Buffett |
Lost Shaker of Salt |
In Margaritaville ! |
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Our Leader - Mr. Jimmy Buffett Born December 25, 1946, in Pascagoula, Miss., but
raised in Mobile, Ala., Buffett describes his songs as
"90 percent autobiographical," a statement attested to
by his narratives of wine, women and song. He is "the
son of the son of a sailor,” and he describes his
grandfather's life in "The
Captain and the Kid." His songs continue to reflect his Key West lifestyle
and to quote "He Went to Paris":
"Some of it's tragic and some of it's magic, but I had a
good life all the way." He remains a major concert
attraction, especially in Florida where he addresses his
fans as “Parrotheads.” The magnificent 72-track, 4-CD
box set, Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads, includes the
Parrothead Handbook. Jimmy Buffett proved he isn't "wasting away" anywhere as he topped the U.S. pop albums chart on Wednesday July 21st, 2004,for the first time in his three-decade career. The laid-back singer/songwriter's latest effort, "License to Chill" (RCA), sold 238,600 copies in its first week of release ended July 18, according to Nielsen SoundScan. All The Dude Can Say Is, "FINS UP!" Trivia Q - Where is the ONLY Lounge gig that Jimmy Buffett was fired? A - The Tropical Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine, FL
Hear Jimmy's LIVE Concerts, by clicking on http://www.radiomargaritaville.com/ |
Before you buy a Car. . .Read This (Click Below) !!
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Kill Mosquitoes On Your Patio
(Contributed by Tammie Mason)
To keep those pesky mosquitoes at bay when you are sitting around the pool or on the patio, place a White dinner plate on a table and put a little Lemon Joy dish washing liquid in the middle. For some reason, the Lemon scent attracts and kills the mosquitoes.
Give It A Try - It Works !
Health Tip From Rhea Graves of Mobile, Alabama:
Two weeks prior to visiting the Vilano Beach, take a 100mg, B-1 Vitamin twice per day, then one per day while at the Beach, and you won't be bothered by Mosquitoes.
The Dude Tried It. . .And It WORKS !
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